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I've got an interview tomorrow. Cross your fingers, your arms, and your pubes for me, I REALLY want this job!!! Oh, and the drug testing is negatory, so I'm good.

I decided to get off my ass, today, and go see my grandmother. It was a LONG overdue visit, I've seen her once since the new year and she started chemo last month. Yes, I'm a jerk. My mom had told me she's been having a hard time eating and has lost alot of weight so I picked her up something she CAN'T resist - cheesecake, mmmmm.

I really thought I was gonna have a hard time seeing her (she's lost all her hair since I've seen her last), but it was ok. She looked so cute, she was wearing a baby blue skull cap, which I proceeded to remove and planted a big wet one on her naked head.
She was so excited that I stopped over, she scarfed the cheesecake (yay), and we sat and gabbed for a few hours. The treatments are making her very weak, and she's losing weight so fast they're thinking of putting her in the hospital. I'm making it my personal mission to fatten her up a little so she can stay home where she belongs. She'll never want to look at another piece of cheesecake again by the time I'm done with her. I love my mom mom SO much, I really have to try and be there for her more.

While I was in the neighborhood, I stopped at my mother's, who bought me the best Valentine EVER!!! Boobs!!!! You know those squishy stress balls all the office folk have? Well, she found me boobie stress balls, complete with lifelike nipple (yes, she got me a matching pair). My mom ROCKS!!! She always gets me cool shit, you wish your mom was that awesome!! (I forsee many a "your mom" joke to follow this entry. bring it, bitches!!)


Kay, so if I get this job all will be well again in my world. Greek boy will stop stressing, I'll cease being couch potatoe extraordinare, and I'll be able to (finally) get myself registered for school. Joy.

Love you all ♥