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Q: What was Pepe Le Pews girlfirend's name?

A: His girlfirend was a cat who accidently got a white strip down her back and Pepe mistook her for a female skunk.

Pepe's girlfriends name is Penelope Pussycat. For many years, Penelope remained a nameless character, simply referred to as "the black cat". She was eventually given a name in the 1954 short, "The Cat's Bah",...
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Beer, Pizza, SG, Viagra...... going to be a long night....

Hummmm well my girlfriend is in Spain for her birthday, and I couldn't get any time off to spend it with her. I hope everyone else is with the one they love... Go grab them and give them a hug for no reason.... Come on, wouldn't you be so happy if your GF/BF came up and just hugged you for no reason at all other...
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Never sweep up broken glass in flip flops,

2 more weeks and I'm in GA

1 month and I get to see my girlfriend. Im going to Rip her apart.

You might be a Drunkard...

You've invented a Sesame Street drinking game so you can spend more time with your kids.

You start your morning by reaching to the night stand, picking up your phone, pressing re-dial, and apologizing to whoever answers.

Bacardi 151 & Tequila

Not exactly Soul Mates

So I just woke up, there is broken glass every where, half the shit in my room is broken (which isn't that much since most of it is in storage), was bleeding from various places (time to wash the sheets), my knuckles are cracked and red, My face feels like it got hit by a wrecking ball....
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"Because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight...
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Something I wrote during a break up, been hiding on my computer for a long time. Figured what the hell.

Every little teeny tiny strand of hair, the gentle softness of your skin, the look of wonder and amazement in your eyes, your child like smiles, the sparkle of future hopes and dreams of your imagination, and the endless amounts of support that you have...
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