the bastard!

Thats pretty lamecore to the max.

the jerk must pay! I'll assemble the troops.

I am sending bad thoughts in jerks direction.

I know how much hair means to you sexxy ladies, and I am sure you just want to go hind until it is all better, but we don't a least get an image to see if it really all that bad??

Uh oh - what happened?

I'll go get my shin kickin shoes so we can go kick the jerk in the shins then run from him and his crazy voodoo cutting implements. It'll be ok. I once had a horrible faux hawk and I survived my SENIOR year of high school with it.

ugh....

It was cute having a faux hawk, but I got sick having to style it! So half the time, it was just limp. I've thought about going for a hawk again.....

Well, the jerk should still get his shins kicked! (well, I just took the time to lace up my shin kickin shoes, so I wanna make good use of them!)

Let me see what I've got in my multiple piggy banks...... Do you think I could get there on ..... $3.57 in change and 2 squished pennies from the San Diego Zoo?

Then it shall be done!