So...had a lovely tarragon chicken for supper...
mmmm egg yolks, lemon, tarragon...supreme!
We got broken into the other night...kinda amusing though. The guy first cleaned our yard (I don't mean a little, I mean totally) then he broke our bedroom window and saw our dogs about ready to bite his head off. (pitbull and pit-lab, both over 70lbs) The average theif would say to hell with it, but this bright young man decide that if he tried another window, maybe the dogs wouldn't be there. So he broke in the boy's "play room" and ran to the door and propped it shut with a chair. He stole a stereo and our tool box, but that was it! Thank god he didn't get in any other rooms, and I am guessing the dogs busted through his sorry ass chair/door cause all the boy's guitars and amps, and the television in the room and stuff were lined up by the window, but not taken. Even funnier...He left a candybar wrapper...apparently he got hungry from all the yard work, and thought he'd snack while the dogs pummeled the door.
Even funnier, later, we didn't know he had also broken both our fences, so we let out the dogs while the cops came, only to find out, the dogs are not in the back yard (fence broken) they are in the front yard chasing the cops. We figure this out when we hear screaming from the porch.
Even FUNNIER...I just happened to be wearing a Tom of Finland T-shirt, and for those who are not familiar, he is like this big gay illustrator. The shirt depicting a huge black man in leather pants, cock a bulging, no shirt, and a cop hat. Of course, the cop who was fingerprinting and being ever so nice to us after being eaten by our dogs, just happened to be a large black man. We didn't notice the shirt till after he had left...
Over all it was very amusing, though quite unnerving that people are that crazy to rob a house where there are huge dogs, have a snack, clean their yard, and get almost nothing out of it...weird.
We topped the night off by consuming an entire bottle of vodka.
Something else amusing....
the boy has vivid dreams...I mean full scale wars, courtesans, nuclear threat, you name it, they are epics in their own right...apparently he was fighting something last night because I elbowed him by accident and he bit my arm! Even more amusing...this isn't the first time he has "by accident" assaulted me from the dream world. He is dangerous to sleep with!
Well, Off to proof the Tennessee Film and Video Production Guide! Oh Boy!
mmmm egg yolks, lemon, tarragon...supreme!
We got broken into the other night...kinda amusing though. The guy first cleaned our yard (I don't mean a little, I mean totally) then he broke our bedroom window and saw our dogs about ready to bite his head off. (pitbull and pit-lab, both over 70lbs) The average theif would say to hell with it, but this bright young man decide that if he tried another window, maybe the dogs wouldn't be there. So he broke in the boy's "play room" and ran to the door and propped it shut with a chair. He stole a stereo and our tool box, but that was it! Thank god he didn't get in any other rooms, and I am guessing the dogs busted through his sorry ass chair/door cause all the boy's guitars and amps, and the television in the room and stuff were lined up by the window, but not taken. Even funnier...He left a candybar wrapper...apparently he got hungry from all the yard work, and thought he'd snack while the dogs pummeled the door.
Even funnier, later, we didn't know he had also broken both our fences, so we let out the dogs while the cops came, only to find out, the dogs are not in the back yard (fence broken) they are in the front yard chasing the cops. We figure this out when we hear screaming from the porch.
Even FUNNIER...I just happened to be wearing a Tom of Finland T-shirt, and for those who are not familiar, he is like this big gay illustrator. The shirt depicting a huge black man in leather pants, cock a bulging, no shirt, and a cop hat. Of course, the cop who was fingerprinting and being ever so nice to us after being eaten by our dogs, just happened to be a large black man. We didn't notice the shirt till after he had left...
Over all it was very amusing, though quite unnerving that people are that crazy to rob a house where there are huge dogs, have a snack, clean their yard, and get almost nothing out of it...weird.
We topped the night off by consuming an entire bottle of vodka.
Something else amusing....
the boy has vivid dreams...I mean full scale wars, courtesans, nuclear threat, you name it, they are epics in their own right...apparently he was fighting something last night because I elbowed him by accident and he bit my arm! Even more amusing...this isn't the first time he has "by accident" assaulted me from the dream world. He is dangerous to sleep with!
Well, Off to proof the Tennessee Film and Video Production Guide! Oh Boy!
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...it'll make me look cooler.
hehe
that pretty much warrants the best journal i've read today. and i've only read six so far.
shutting down satisfied,
t