coffeelove

First met the wife at a community theater we both volunteerd at. I took her out on our first date to a local college play that wound up being terrible. Still almost had sex in the parking lot despite the horrible show.

20 year anniversary of that date last month.

Hope you find your true love soon.

I met myself when I was 22 years old. I was sitting at a bar when I walked in. At first I thought I was kind of plain, nothing too special. I sat at a table and thought that maybe I might go talk to myself, took me about an hour to get up and go. It took about 10 minutes for me to decide that I wanted to fuck myself.

I woke up in a strange room and there was a note on the mirror. It said, " I see you".