"D&D-mo" is officially my Word of the Day. I intend to use it in conversation. I think it's the greatest thing I've ever heard, and the most accurate description of Coheed and Cambria.
As far as being a Teaching Apprentice at my old high school, I'm just breathless with anticipation to see my principal running around the quad with a bullhorn after the first bell rings squawking "FLY, FLY TO CLASS, MY LITTLE FALCONS!" Such a weird man.
Hmmm...I've told merf that joke, she rolled her eyes. And I'm not sure about that "Same DNA" thing. It sopunds to me like they process conflict alot differently than we do (or chimps, for that matter.)
If you're gonna flagrantly abuse and misuse martial arts training (and, these choices must be made carefully), I can think of no more deserving a victim than radiation-infused, busch-swilling collegiates.
'Bitey?'
Perfect.
I've decided to sacrifice 100 bulls in your honor for differentiating between hippie sects.
'Never Confused Drugs for the Dream'
Is that yours?
Thinking about context, maybe sacrificing the bulls isn't the best commendation in this instance. We'll save that one for later. For now - a finely crafted artisan cheese will be consumed in your honor.
'I know that monkey! His name is Donkey!!!'
'Monkeys can't be named Donkey. Quit messing with my head.'
Perhaps the bonobo's most typical sexual pattern, undocumented in any other primate, is genito-genital rubbing (or GG rubbing) between adult females. One female facing another clings with arms and legs to a partner that, standing on both hands and feet, lifts her off the ground. The two females then rub their genital swellings laterally together, emitting grins and squeals that probably reflect orgasmic experiences.
Undocumented? pffft You must not be attending the right parties. A kid I used to babysit (creepiest story intro ever!!!) invited me to a party a few weeks back. Never one to squander an educational opportunity, I packed safari hat, a micro cassette recorder (for notes), a bottle of water and commenced observation of the drunken habits of 22 year-old metal-head girls - you know, the ones who wear leg warmers as opera gloves. I swear, they must have spent extensive time studying primates.com, 'cuz they had it down. In fact, a couple of them seemed alarmingly well-versed in pleasure-inducing primate activity.
The way I understand it, if you discover it's a curse working against you and you know who cast the spell it automatically backfires. That's why if you're into the arts you don't tell anyone. That and they used to burn or drowned you for it.
Ahh yes, the Halloween spirit! Its one of my favorite holidays
I know I've made myself scarce for the past couple of entries but let me thank you for this Duster(as in creeps up an well ya know the rest) of an entrie
Have I told you lately that you're one of the reasons I love SG? Don't get me wrong Blyss is a big part of that reason too. But damn it man, I need a quote to impress this girl I just met and I went looking to steal one of yours and for the life of me can't find one that fits. What a pickle...
Dude, that happened to me once too! I got on the bus, and the driver took one look at me and said "sorry ma'am, you can't get on with coffee. You'll have to dump it or get off." Apparently he doesn't realize how much a latte costs.
Tell the truth, I'm not sure of any behavior that can make young men NOT behave like idiots. It's part of being a young man.
I also think it's interesting that you always read how we share 99% of our genes with Chimps, who would torture and kill the fuckers.
So, any idea how much DNA we share with genital-rubbing Bonobos?
Edited for clarity.
[Edited on Oct 03, 2005 5:35PM]