your sex jokes always involve a finger in the lady's ass. have you noticed that? i think it's pretty funny. mostly because you don't get that kind of access at home.
You know he's gonna get the cheese don't you?
You're probably assuming her won't, but I can all but assure you he'll find a way.
Look at his confidence. It verges on arrogance. He's gonna take that cheese without even fucking looking at it.
Crafty fucker.