aw man. if we could just think of a humane way to get him out of the house and never coming back in, that would be great! i'll keep my fingers crossed on that one!
Also, have you considered sendiing Bitey after this smarter-than-your-av-er-age-mouse? On one hand, you might have too much respect for the mouse. On the other, it could be entertaining. It sounds as though you employ cunning and strategy in your game of cat and also cat. From what little you've said about Bitey and (more telling) what his name says about him, I doubt that he would have the capacity. This would serve two purposes that I can see.
First, you'd no longer be bound by the ethical conundrum of mis-using martial arts.
Second, you could laugh and clap as as the mouse repeatedly out-smarted the lunk-head. I envision the mouse leading the lummox on a wild chase about the grounds before ultimately darting into a mouse-hole, causiing Bitey to run head-long into the wall. Through this one result, you could create feelings of satisfaction, amusement, success and shame.
Meditate on the teachings of Fritz Freeling and the good people who manned the Warner Brothers' cartoon studios some fifty years ago. Speedy Gonzales has much to teach us all.
I had to consciously stop myself from uttering a passionate 'hoooRAH!' at yoga the other night. I don't exactly remember the context and my mind was clearly not calm, but I remember having the compulsion.
Kristen (instructor) would have, no doubt, understood. Very cool woman and highly involved in MMA - Gracie Jiu Jitsu, Mui Thai and judo, if I'm not mistaken. Had we been in a 1 on 1 instructional context, I'm sure it would have been appreciated. In a class? Not so much.
Saw a mice running thru the living room. Told the building manager. Said he'd drop traps for us.
This was 2 weeks ago. Haven't heard from him, or the mice ever since.
I suspect the mice has a higher IQ than the BM and hides...
Yeah that car was a rental. Me and P were suposed to go up to MTL with my truck and 2 hours before we were to leave my sweet ol truck decided to die on me.
So I had to act fast, my card wasn't filled out so I went with the rental option.
Originally I was going for a Malibu max, but none were avalaible but the salwsperson informed that renting out a 300 wouldn't be that much more expensive... So hey that was all the convincing I needed
The rental came out a little pricier than I anticipated but honestly it was really worth it.
One hell of a Road trip
So yeah no 300c for Moi, a GM pick up is this hillbilly's choice ride.
Mice- Dude mice are the most craftiest little dudes ever. Seriously! They actually teach each other how to avoid new traps.
Country wisdom says that the only full proof mouse trap is a Cat.
Yep aparently having a new freeloading roommate would be a full proof way of getting your mice problem in check.
Well unless he's like seriously fat and lazy.
You should get like an Ocicat or a Bengal Cat or something in that line. Playfull dog like cat, muscular and very full of hunting instincts.
Save the uber-mouse! Must be a way to trap the little fucker and release 100 miles away in an owl-free copse or something. Failing that, don't you have a handgun?
lol, i just saw this new trap on tv that is like a cylender and when they walk in it closes and thats it there is no return, and when we had a mouse many years ago my mom put out these traps that were like a tunnel filled with sticky goo, so when they walked in they didnt walk out
If this is truly a special forces mouse, the mouse to end all mouses, a mouse ninja, then perhaps he must be captures alive. Check this out:
Steve Smith's Humane Mousetrap.
I've never tried it, but it looks like it just might work. Then you could see if he (or she) wears a little black hood or night vision googles. Or not. Just watch out for the mouse-sized throwing stars.
the sonofabitch is everywhere. why can't he help me or those children?