caliban/canibal. dude was genius.

whatup with the recreational wheelchair usage for comic purposes? i need to get a pretty new wheelchair for sexually deviant purposes, that reminds me.

it's a really good photo, imo.

we controlled the entertainment industry, b/c we controlled everything.

I did stories for the Celeb group for about a year, and then that group became part of the newswire, so I guess it was logical I become an editor.

Hope you're enjoying our posts.

I so relate to streissand and her complex about her looks. how she draws more attention to it by demanding to only be filmed on her "better" side. inviting ridicule.

there's something crooked
about the way your hands drive me
like a car on fire

i wrote that in highschool. i don't know why i committed everything i wrote back then to memory.

let's be in a play together. carriage house theater, providence. i have access to the theater and pr. we just need all the rest. i play patient-types best, in the case that i need to be lying down. you can dance around me, though not necessarily circles.

I don't think it was Spike--I never actually watched Buffy, but I'm pretty sure I know who that dude was. This Shane West guy has been in those gay "Walk to Remember" and "the Notebook" movies, and now he's playing Darby in the Germs biopic, which I kind of object to, you know?

thats really interesting... i can't see anything the pictures so small... looks like bear.

Did you know rastafarians identify with caliban as a tragic hero?

Did you know the original caliban was dressed in a popes had and cloak to make fun of the catholic church?

Did you know I played caliban and ferdiand in the tempest in a reconstruction of the blackfriars theater in Staunton, virginia?

Did you know I also played Alonzo?

No, it's like a long-awaited, major studio thing. Bijou Phillips is playing Lorna Doom, which is equally as sickening.

oh wow... i'd think you were fucking with me but that is looks like staunton!!!

holy shit! i have to see you preform this is meant to be!!! do you know how much i'd die to see what happens back stage! you have to tell me what the double casting is!

I was in the youth theater program when i was 17... when i played caliban and Ferdinand these two girls had to dress me and undress me for the really fast scene changes. the huge role when right to my head i was a snappy shakespeare diva.

they hated me soo much and they were soo jealous!

i had my first lesbian sexual experance with miranda... in the theater...

i was there when amanda ran the camp...
i misbehaved a lot. i did a great performance but i was always running off with this girl to make out.

i forget my directors name but she looks a lot like the girl in that picture. i wonder if i can apply now i can intern this summer? i think it's too late....

*wimper*... i'm a english major at virginia commonwelth university in richmond. the theater program here is really professional to be around but it's not worth all the stress. I'm doing a totally different type of stage performance to pay the billssss...

gaw... from shakespeare to smut. thats so jarringly depressing i may cry. i will cry.

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pinky swear

yahaw feminism...

god i love this shit. my heart i pounding with delight. "theres no sex in you violence" we are some profound motherfuckers!

like oh my gawd where did you get such totally awesome manstitute?

heh, the dishwasher ain't the half of it. i'm talking about washer/dryer in the bathroom, baby. as for the manilla envelope, i thought you'd never ask. the point's in the asking. the envelope itself is just stuffed with shredded documents.