Got this email tonight, selling Viagra but text that followed the ad was teh best! 
For your reading pleasure:
On top lone. Right, expect hair did reach. Try note stand don't,
book plane, depend. About joy little which. Hunt, electric late,
told, on. Toward bring this, silver a step are. Stream plant,
both star feel speed. Object wing own saw, wind boy throw. Line
line too so. Thought make, happy field listen may. Do see lead
suit good. Part direct wide stood mark, mile so. Help for go
saw.
Woah!
Nothing much to report. Still unemployed
, and need to get something soon. I don't feel to good about being unemployed for great lengths of time, it really gets me down.
Anyone have any sagely advice on raising a 12 year old boy? I think I'm outa my league.
For your reading pleasure:
On top lone. Right, expect hair did reach. Try note stand don't,
book plane, depend. About joy little which. Hunt, electric late,
told, on. Toward bring this, silver a step are. Stream plant,
both star feel speed. Object wing own saw, wind boy throw. Line
line too so. Thought make, happy field listen may. Do see lead
suit good. Part direct wide stood mark, mile so. Help for go
saw.
Woah!
Nothing much to report. Still unemployed
, and need to get something soon. I don't feel to good about being unemployed for great lengths of time, it really gets me down.
Anyone have any sagely advice on raising a 12 year old boy? I think I'm outa my league.
unite105:
12 year old boy eh? team him how to blow up/burn things without hurting himself or burning the city down. outside o that, throw him a box of condoms and a banana 
tadzi:
i dunno...just dont go into the priesthood