I have a can of genuine Karate shaving cream. It even has imagery of "karate chop" hands on it. I don't know what country it's from but I would use it promptly after scrubbing with Homo soap.
wow they made a shirt with my own personal slogan on it
the funniest engrish moment i had was me and my brother saw some asian kids wearing iron maiden shirts and were like wow you guys like metal? what about like death metal and black metal? and one of them asks in a confused way " brack metarrrr?" and we had to walk away before our lungs burst.
yeah we never get cool stuff like that. sometimes i think i should live elsewhere because my humor is always a bit off from what America seems to be, lol. who knows...
My friend brought me back "blackie toothpaste" from China and it has a grinning black dude on it. Fucking hilarious.
Also, have you seen this little gem?
Apparently Beijing has had to be very careful with its Engrish so as not to offend all the foreigners that come for the Olympics. I don't think you'll be seeing much of that sign around
