mmmm bon bons.... but seriously no. Option 3 is not good. Next week I will move back home and live the lifestyle you just described (in jammies, though I don't drink coffee). Mmmm bon bons... I will eat some of those... mmmm.
I think you should become the next Dread Pirate Roberts
With all the passion you hold in your Heart I would think writing is the way to go. When I was in Maryland last week a freind took me out for some crabs and I thinking of you