Last weeks work party was fun...sort of. This is a spend the evening charming the bigwigs sort of night. It will be hours of listening to a bunch of people telling me in great detail how wonderful they are and how hard they work and how much money they earn...bla...bla...bla.
Not nearly as entertaining...unless they get drunk! Then I have blackmail options!
But a suit! What kind of party forces me to wear a suit!
And damn straight you don't need no steenking update! DOWN WITH UPDATES!