Man. I totally wish I was Tony Danza. I would get laid soooo much. I mean c'mon! He's Tony Fucking Danza! The king of ernestly mispronounced words and names. Some of my favorites include "Anjerla!" and "Sehmanta!". I bet chicks really dig that kinda stuff. They'd be all like "Oh Tony! You're so dreamy" and then I'd be all like "Shaddap baby I knows it! Let's eat passta and meetbolls. Bring some a'dat fine stuff ova heeaaa". I'd be a chick magnet. Of course, the drawbacks of being Tony Danza aren't slight. I guess I wouldn't be able to sing or act. In fact, I most likely wouldn't be able to hold down a job. But then again, I'd probably be so hot that I could get a sweet gig hanging out and screwing chicks all day. Yeah. And then after a hard day of being Tony, I'd go hang out with my friends. People like Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman. Maybe some other actor types that play Italian stereotypes. And on the weekends, I would hang around my cool pad, being gross and eating lots of garlic. Because that's what Italian people do. What a life that would be!
thank you, i needed that.