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i found out today that my 16 year old cousin is raising money so she can go to kenya with a missionary group to "show the indigenous people of kenya the path to god". and they also mentioned that 9% of kenyans are muslim, so im sure they are going to tell those allah loving people how they are going to hell if they dont accept jesus as their lord and savior. what the fuck. not even joking. i hate christians. you cant fucking trust em. turn your back for a second and they somehow houdini a fucking bible out of thin air and start ranting about rightousness.

about 12 years ago this same cousins mother gave my me and my brothers each bibles and then tried to tell us all about god. a couple years later they invited us to an easter play at their church. the play depicted various scenes of people not worshiping god, then they would die and go to hell. complete with the devil and everything. scarriest fucking thing i had ever seen by the time i was 13. oh yeah. there was also a 20 minute scene involving jesus dragging a 20 foot cross from the back of the auditorium to the front of the stage, all while being whipped and then nailed to the cross and strung up. scarred the shit out of me, and my two brothers 11 and 8.

i threw my bible away after that.

i fucking hate christians.
rice:
I hope they introduce those damn heathens to Twinkies, Ho-Ho's and hot dogs as well as Jesus. And maybe Peeps for good measure, come to think of it.
Mar 3, 2007

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