i think id like the whole story please

yes, the whole story, please.

Meh. I think it's more entertaining how it's written already.

Waterproof cosmetics often make my eyes itch. They're also kinda goopy.

is it on sale?

heya candice, whatcha up to, havent spoken to you in a while? haha and whats with the band pig? sounds like an awesome story.

- J.

Is who on sale?

There was no awesome story. I was just at a Ministry concert, and the opening band's lead singer looked icky. So. Yes.

Waterproof mascara sucks. That's why I tell myself it's okay to pay $25 for this goop.