byorecords

so i was at this coffee shop earlier and they had comedy night with the most horrible standups i've ever seen. i was drunk and i like to heckle, so it was a good time. this one comic was picking on some guy in the crowd calling him stupid or something and then the comic made a reference to osmosis and then yells at the guy: "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT OSMOSIS IS, DO YOU?!"

the place was really quiet all of a sudden so i decided to yell: "OSMOSIS IS THE MOVEMENT OF A SOLVENT THROUGH A SEMIPERMEABLE MEMBRANE INTO A SOLUTION OF HIGHER SOLUTE CONCENTRATION, BITCH!"

then everyone applauded and the comic left the stage. it was awesome.