Hey, if it's any consolation, the wife said you had a nice-lookin' wang.

I forgot to put "buy me stuff" from my Amazon Wishlist. That's why it wasn't funny. Or perhaps it was the whole penis thing.

Maybe you were fitting into the "I don't have a job, so I'll post naked pictures of me for some easy..." I think it just hits too close to home here. The buy-me stuff on Amazon...maybe it would have worked if you linked it to someone random mystery person.

yes. yes he is.