...be careful with that girl! if she fucks yer shit up, i'll fuck her shit up... and i know you don't want that to happen.
its a negative on the bike, captain. i found a road bike that is sexy as hell & sure to get me laid lots .
its also a negative on the roller derby thing. e-gads. i was trying to come up with an activity that my friends and i could do while sober. "i know, roller skating!" i thought as i patted myself on the back for coming up with such a simple yet perfectly ingenius idea. the conclusion? unanimously, we all decided that it would be way more fun if we weren't sober. ha! we suck.
...hey!!!
thanx for the testimonial. i've gotta correct you on one thing though: i am NOT high, not all of the time anyways. a good 50% of the time, that glazed look can be attributed to un-engaging conversation, a sheer lack of interest, extreme cynicism or a combination of the three.
i hate going to my place too. i borrowed a car the other night & couldn't find any over-night parking on the street. i got a ticket. fuck that.
i should sign up for flex car.
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