Become a computer nerd. We're rare enough that the job interviews are easy to come by and the employers have to treat you decently on and off.

Then you need to be here.

yeah dood i saw their huge store front with them posters of forgiveness and relaxation all up in their windows and was like..WHOOOAH..hella CULTist...hella SCientologist

Thanks, babycakes! I'm sorry about the Scientology nonsense. Hope you find something else soon - something that doesn't blow dogs for quarters!

I got you something that'll make you feel better, it should be here in a few days.