1. I hate dial-up too. We are desperate just like Mark... I missed you aswell...
2. Really, I thought you would have VERIZON!!! Perhaps I will go with T-Mobile. I like the song on that ad too.
3. In time... Tomorrow. Wait til you see them...
4. He said I couldn't have my loan he made the right decision but it wasn't him who said no because in all fairness he is only the student account guy and he doesn't even work in BOI rathfarnham anymore but I love him regardless. He is the ONE!!
5. No. That is all in hand though. I have two free weeks before my move and it will all be sorted then.
6. It's pronounced 'Ooonaahh' which is the english spelling and Una is the Irish spelling. My family are not so lame that they went with boring Irish way.
7. He asked me for advice on man-brators for his ass today in Ann Summers after I had tried on my corests. I haven't gotten him anything yet for his birthday so that would be perfect, no??
8. I think I will invite Mark. I'd like to score at my party and he might be nice to get it on with. His little face lights up everytime I talk to him so Kenneth tells me... I think I'd be a fool not to whore myself to Mark for an evening. I wonder if he likes anal??
9. Get an i-river.
10. I don't know if it smells. I don't think it does. The puss is green and a bit red but apparently it was bleeding too.
11. I am getting the black and white polka dot one. I decided earlier. I'll get the underwear to go with it. I hope it goes well with my dress...

I was just on CorpHo's page and I'd just like to say

That is so gross!

are the pictures in your journal like metaphores to your life, cause that boobie one , i can find a funny metaphor for that one anyways dear thanks for all your kind words, i hope all is well with you?

Yes.
I love gross things.
Especially cleverly absurd gross things.
I think it may even be the best quote on SG.

You know, I commented on it positively when you first put it up...

Now I'm supposed to remember what I wrote in YOUR journal like 5 months ago?
I don't remember.
I said it was funny or something.
Like:

"Hot balsamic injection!!" that's funny.

Yes, that hot balsamic injection bit was soooooo funny. it did sound hot aswell.
Thanks for my surly boys, but they are a bit gay lookin', like something out of gay porn, like Something Kenneth might enjoy more...
But I love my cake and clown... woooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Due to the lameness of dial-up I haven't been able to post pictures of my dress or shoes but I will asap, as soon as Esat sort it out. Fucking shower of bastards...

too busy these days

"Rember"!
Haha.

I just noticed.
Was that on purpose?

Did you spell it rmember on purpose or was it a mistake?

What was the other thing?

Oh.
Yeah, I wanna know if you ever wore suspenders!

SLC punk!!!
Hahahahaha!
I never thought of that before!
Ahahaha.
Aha.

ha.


No, actually I have.

hey gorgeous gal

Do you seriously want me to answer that question?
Because I can, you know.
I can go on for pages.
In fact it'll be a theme of some upcoming journals.

You are enigmatic and inscrutable.

And I know it was a joke.

that pic is enough to cheer me up for now.

rargh

papers suck

You'll never guess what!! I invited Mark to my party. I said to him "Mark you can come, you know you can. You don't even need an invitation, just show up" and he said I know you already invited me on Firday (which I don't remember) but I have a little confession as if it wasn't obvious enough but I kind of sort of

... but I'm afraid he and Allan will think I'm just a white trash whore if I score Mark and I hate all this "scoring" business as if I am 17 and back in school!! I'm a grown up, I should be talking about sleeping with him...
but NO!! see his tongue has touched to clit of this girl I went to school with... so... so... so...

Thanks for my birthday messages... WOOOOOOOOOOOOO I saw them all...

Well congratulations!

You're more sophisticated than a child!

sings back... *I used to lock my door in freshmen yeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrr...
what the hell is wrong with me?? my friends say I should act my age, whats my age again, whats my age again??*.........

Are you impressed that I actually know very vaguely of Bemidji (though, admittedly, I was unaware of its status as the Curling Capital)? Yes, you see, over the years, I've been quite the ice hockey fan and, if memory serves, former player Joel Otto attended Bemidji State. The name always stuck with me.



Impressive, eh?

You have a very discerning eye for wheat meat. Yes, the picture you saw in my journal entry was the BBQ seitan from Chicago's Soul Vegetarian. I do believe that I enjoyed it soe much on previous occasions I was moved to expressing my fondness aloud. OK, that story sucked, but the seitan really was damned tasty.

How's school?

What classes are you taking?

Sorry babe been really busy of late. It's really good to see you're back since you're of the only people that actually comments on my journals.

i hate it when I run over animals, its the worst.
Today I have a Buddhism paper to write, the history one was a breeze.
How is Physics going?
what else you taking?

phy and chem at once?

oh dear lordy!

Brandi, you are killing me.
its funny that you have a friend named saphronia on here too. Her pic just happened to be right next to mine when I clicked on your page.

is she like my evil twin, or what?

...hey wait.... I wanna be the evil twin...

I shot that pic with one of my trusty Canon EOS Elan IIe bodies with a 24-85mm lens and Kodak 400

I'm too lazy to change lenses, so I have a second Elan IIe with a 70-200mm f/4L lens on it