boxterjulep

Please, please, I implore you, my friend. You must dispose of your dog. There's only so much time before it will begin to smell. I know you loved the dog, but you can't keep it anymore.

This is the second day in a row I've come over and the dog has not moved from that spot. Doesn't it bother you that it's just laying there in the middle of the living room floor? Aren't you afraid you might trip over it in the middle of the night? It's a big dog and the longer you wait to get rid of it, the harder I imagine it'll be to move it.

We're living in a city so there's no chance in hell you're going to bury it. Do you even own a shovel? I didn't think so. You're just going to have to let the city take it away or something. They've got some people that do that, don't they? Oh please, a proper burial? Do the homeless even get a proper burial? Fuck if I know, but please, get the dog out of here. It's going to stink soon and the neighbors are eventually going to catch wind of it.

It's for the best.