after telling this story to a friend in more details he was offering to pay me for the chance to kill this guy. then again, this friend has always dreamed of being a hitman for the mafia. That was his answer in the first grade to "what do you want to be when you grow up?" the teacher, startled, asked him why. His answer was "because I want to kill people for money!"

I once attempted to make soap using oils and stuff but failed miserably. I made some kind of goop instead. it was all part of my master plan for a demonstration speech I did for a class. When the professor saw me pull out the lye and say I haven't quite gotten this to work yet, she stopped me and said she'd seen enough.

I once attempted to make soap using oils and stuff but failed miserably. I made some kind of goop instead. it was all part of my master plan for a demonstration speech I did for a class. When the professor saw me pull out the lye and say I haven't quite gotten this to work yet, she stopped me and said she'd seen enough.