Good afternoon, friends…Romans [countrymen].
As Van Gogh said, “Lend me an ear!”
And with that we trudge on into April of 2011.
A month that didn’t blow me away.
But also didn’t make me rush for the “cancel my membership” button.
It was a good month.
Not great.
Not horrible.
Maybe above-average.
But WE shall focus on the good, the great, and the perfect.
There’s some of each.
Hop on board.
Here we go!
First is a PERFECT set by @sweetie entitled Le Meaux .
It appears to have been her last set (unless she makes a stunning comeback [still a possibility]).
Sweetie was possessed with a pair of boobs capable of melting your brain.
Just check out that 18th shot.
Big, natural breasts…and you can even see the pretty little blue veins.
PERFECT!!!
I hope she comes back!
I bet she still looks hot as fuck!!
Next we got ANOTHER perfect set—this one by @nikoll .
It’s called Unbridled .
It ALSO appears to be HER final set.
But once again, she could shock us all with a massive comeback.
I hope she does!
I tipped this set.
[as in, tipped it a few hours ago…remember, you too can tip many of these “classic-era” models (and photographers!)]
Lemme tell you why I tipped it.
First of all, it takes major confidence to release a set in black and white.
In the wrong hands (and with the wrong model) it can flop.
But this one doesn’t flop.
It got her about 2500 likes.
And still she walked away from it all.
Hasn’t been seen on here for maybe 10 years (so a cursory glance leads me to believe).
Maybe a tip will bring her back?
Doubtful.
But anything’s possible.
Back to this very cinematic set (shot nicely by @lavonne ).
Shit starts getting serious around shot #20.
Wow.
Lady has a RACK.
But it’s natural.
Lazy.
Relaxed.
Sensuous.
Not ostentatious.
But smoldering.
Six from the end is breast art at its finest.
As good as anything Modigliani ever put to canvas.
And if you need more, there’s four from the end.
At ease.
Laid-back.
Flesh billowing and rolling.
Classy.
And fucking hot.
PERFECT SET!!!
It’s hard to follow that one-two punch.
Every month has a plan until it gets hit in the face (to paraphrase Mike Tyson).
So i don’t envy the models who had to compete with those two sets, but one young lady did a GREAT job of countering that combo and that lass was @holley .
Check out what appears to be HER LAST set (noticing a trend here?) Maybe Baby .
Maybe it’s her last, but maybe not.
Time will tell.
In the archives we’re living in heaven (even if we’re viewing them from hell).
From hell…
Holley rips into this set with her feminine wiles: rad ink, pretty face, goth-black hair making her pale-white skin pop (and vice versa), dimples (!), and a pair of pretty little breasts with rosy-pink nipples.
It’s a delightful set!!
The quality was kept high by @glitch in a juggernaut named Unmasked .
I say juggernaut because this spread garnered over 4000 likes.
…and it’s good!
The best shot (to my eyes) is 14 from the end.
Such a playful, dramatic shot!
Remember, gals: the face can convey in infinite number of emotions.
Here she taps into a naughty shock or surprise.
It’s confident and exhilarating.
[N.B. We can also probably tell when you’re bored (i.e. “mailing it in”)]
The face tells all.
Also good was @haydin with Warm Inside .
This set is special to me because of the photography (@writeboy ?).
The photographer is credited in the notes.
The first 14 shots are magical.
Powder-blue.
Rusty orange.
Unfortunately, the rest of the set is not on that taut artistic level.
But it is worth seeing for its rather immaculate beginning.
Now we come to more perfection.
It’s @ceres in The Search for Waldo .
I tipped this set earlier today.
Ceres is still active and making SG sets.
Her work is well-worth checking out!
The Search for Waldo is a dream for breast-lovers!!!
We kept chugging along with @celadon in Masquerade .
If you like big boobs, shot #4 should give you all the info you need.
Exceptional!
Likewise good was @harajuku in her honey-gossamered debut To the Beat .
Shout out to her photographer @cherry for the otherworldly look of this gem!
Coming in strong soon thereafter was @corgan in Purrrfect Love .
Some nice, tan boobs on display nine from the end!
Also fine was @sycorax in with her only Hopeful set Vinyl Junkie .
Shots 15 and 16 showcase a pretty magnificent rack!
But then we are ready for perfection one again.
It’s @moxi in Red .
Another set which got 4000+ likes.
Which just goes to show that big boobs were IN around this time (not necessarily the case these ass-centric days?).
Moxi is a wonder of nature.
Absolutely perfect!!!
Hard to follow that, but @textile gave it the old “college try” in her Hopeful debut Playing Games .
This one is an orgy for the eyes—a symphony of color which keeps the viewer ENGAGED.
Dominated by hot pink (magenta) and blue [two colors which complement one another], she also adds a splash of canary yellow near the end.
It’s not just a barfing of the entire rainbow.
It is thought-out.
And it works!
GOOD set.
But it was hard to compete with the PERFECTION of @hogan in Sunday .
Good gollly Miss Molly!
Hogan only made one SG set (so far).
Somebody get her back here for fucksake!!
Special shoutout to @alissa —one of the three greatest SG photographers in the first 10 years of the site (along with @missy and @p_mod )—for capturing this one-off.
The color composition is exceedingly-strong.
The model is all-world.
And the deft photographer makes this gal look like the goddess she is.
Fucking amazing!!!
I pity the fool that gotta follow that.
But @cheri didn’t need pity—because she brought good stuff to her shoot.
If you wanna set an exotic, FIT gal with a luscious pair of breasts, look no further than her set Havin a Splash .
The shots that really hook me in are 12 from the end and 7 from the end (respectively).
Look at that TIGHT torso!
And those beautiful brown nipples atop mounds of heavenly sexuality.
DAMN.
Also keeping up was @rin in what appears to be her last SG set (there they go again) Voyeur .
This one starts getting real special about 23 from the end.
And it doesn’t let up!
Looks like a Sofia Coppola film.
REALLY beautiful color scheme and photographic composition!
It’s not unequivocal, but judging from the notes, I’d say @lavonne probably also shot this set too.
Really superb.
Ok, let’s kick it up a notch with @hunter .
Once again, it appears to be HER LAST set for SG (barring an unforeseen comeback).
This is damn-near perfect.
This lady had some mind-melting tits.
GOOD GAWD!!
Great set.
Then the month fell off ye olde quality cliff.
There was a good week-plus of mostly mediocre, sub-par fare.
But I won’t subject you to that.
Rather, I will give you the three sets (good, great, and perfect) that were exceptions to the rule.
First we got good.
It’s @lolana in her debut Groucho Marx .
Great title.
Great concept.
But the execution leaves a little to be desired (in my opinion).
I think it would have worked better had she worn the mask for a majority of the set.
It would have been more perverse—more shocking—more unique.
Instead, she seems to have been afraid of fully committing to this superb idea that she or someone else had.
She really only becomes Groucho for two shots: the last two.
Still, it’s a good set!
Next we have great.
It’s @alectro in One Bad Apple .
FINALLY SOMETHING FOR THE ASS-LOVERS.
Do your bummy minds a favor and bury your brain deep within the cheeks of this set.
First, you got the one-hand ass GRAB (really making an indention) in shot 19.
Hell, shot 18 is a beut too—really shows what she’s working with.
But 18 from the end is pure POETRY OF THE BUTT.
GOT DAYUM!!
And she gets marginally-kinky with some produce 13 from the end.
GREAT SET.
As if it were fated, we end with a perfect set.
It’s @sphinx in [sing along if you know it] what appears to be her last set The Bird Detective .
SG did not give this lady an appropriate send-off.
500 likes?!?
Get the fuck outta here!
No wonder she ain’t been seen ‘round these parts in 10 years.
Regardless, The Bird Detective is a perfect set.
Maybe she just wasn’t obvious enough with it.
But 13 from the end shows off her MAGNIFICENT MAMMARIES!!!
Ok, team.
Until next thyme.
—Pauly Deathwish
