Put on your suntan lotion and get ready for a scorching month.
It’s July!
2008.
The first set I tipped yesterday [sic] was Red Telephone by @mao .
The chairlady absolutely long-marches all over this perfect set.
Check out the photos both three from the end and five from the end.
Astounding!!!
The second set I tipped yesterday [sic] was Hard Candy by @amberlynn .
This one is a boob-lovers’ dream!
What definition of those rosy wine nipples!!
Exquisite!!!
But also pretty-darn great was @mirjana in Ye Olde World .
What a BEAUTIFUL blonde!!
And just up around bashful bend we have another perfect set: We Are the Mods by @pystol .
Pretty fucking awesome!!!
Nothing like misspelling the title of your own set.
Hey, I’ve done as bad myself.
So let’s not be too hard on @ella regarding her fine set Spectscles [sic].
What a great pair of tits!
And get pumped up with @hera in Flat Tire .
Magnificent breasts!
Ok. I’m hungry for perfection.
Meet @genica in Pampered Girl .
These jugs hang heavy with awesomeness.
Holy fucking shit!!!
Perfection would not visit again for the next nine days.
But GOOD is, well, good!
Dig @janedoe in Polaroid .
Some pretty tasty ass shots near the end!
Also good was @gypsy in Rub a Dub Tub .
Note: any way you can work sea-foam green into a set is a win.
Gypsy chose a superb bandana for her hair in this set.
Notice how it is the star of her color palette.
Savvy!
If you need a fucking amazing pair of tits, look no further than @honey in Midnight Shower .
And tip her!!!
I can’t tip the whole planet (on an unknown-musician’s salary).
Some Hopefuls have done SO WELL.
Without going Pink.
Why is that???
Here is a perfect example.
To get 1000 likes as a Hopeful in 2008 was A BIG FUCKING DEAL.
And @mandyc did it in Always Waiting .
This babe was pretty fire.
What was the problem?
No enough tats??
Hair too natural???
Fucking hell…
Ok.
Let’s get our frustrations off our chests with some Sofa Talk starring @morticia .
What pretty nipples!
Need some Qs in your life?
Quaff a bit from Queens Quay quilled by the nib of none other than @binny .
Nine from the end and eight from the end are an ass man’s dream.
Jesus!
But I’m not an ass man.
And perfection is knocking at the door.
So come in @sulia with her debut Hopeful set Livingroom Day Dreams .
Yes, Virginia, Hopefuls can indeed make perfect sets.
And this is one of those.
These luscious breasts are worth crossing any ocean for!!
Absolute DOMINANCE!!!
And she never went Pink…
Disgusting.
Ok, let’s have another perfect set, shall we?
Have a cuppa @tea in her set Strings .
I love classical music.
And I love breasts.
This set has both.
It’s not all about BIG breasts.
I like big IDEAS too.
This set is exquisite!!!
More goodness coming your way with @lovely in Lucky Strike .
The bowling-ball boobs are in full effect in this one!
Ok.
Time for a moment of Reflection with @arielle .
This babe is a fox!
But perfection was lurking.
And it sprung again with @astatine in Triple Word Score .
This princess—this QUEEN scrambled my mind with this set!!!
Go tip this lady (while I am shoveling another spoonful of dog food into my face).
Having a set at the beginning of a month can have its advantages.
Some blokes get paid ‘round that time.
Hope is not a strategy.
More perfection—this time by a one-and-done Hopeful named @avigon .
The lesson of Futuretex should be DON’T GIVE UP.
One fucking set and she bailed?!?
God damn…this babe is perfect!!!
But people didn’t get it.
148 [sic] likes in 15 years.
Don’t give up.
Sure, know when to cut your losses.
Ignore sunk costs.
Yada yada…
But after ONE set???
Be stronger than that, damn it!
I know it hurts.
To be ignored.
To be overlooked.
But quitters are never winners.
I had a friend who stopped smoking.
Just gave up all of a sudden.
Said something about “health” (whatever the fuck that is).
Another buddy (I have no friends) gave up alcohol.
Something about his liver.
What to be a real liver?
Then live!
I says.
What’s more lively than alcohol?
So remember, kids: never. give. up.
Ok.
That probably didn’t come out how I intended it.
But when it comes to your DREAMS (ahhh…there we go!), NEVER give up on THOSE.
Keep punching!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which brings us to the final spurt—the final trickle of this titillating month.
Sending us off (don’t go home) with a hardawn is @lustre in Business Woman Special .
Legs.
Sheer hose.
Powder.
And phenomenal photography.
By a lens-wizard whose name is apparently lost to time.
She was a Hopeful.
She probably should have gone Pink.
Don’t you DARE throw in that towel!
—Pauly Deathwish
