bluevalentine

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yes. a Larry "Bud" Melman shout out. Look out, 1986. I'm comin' atcha!

So, after a beer or two, I drove home to my igloo house.

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The needle would not go any further. And notice my very hopeful setting of 76 degrees. Yeah. It's kinda sad to me too.

So, you might be wondering "How would I look in a house with no electricity in the middle of winter?"

I recon it would be something like :

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This is also how I slept. I'm sure any sexual fantasies you've ever had of me are completely gone at this point. I'm also really sorry that I look like an outtake from The Blair Witch Project

So, enough of that.

Last night we went out to score some free mexican food from a friend of ours who is a waiter. Free mexican food = free drinks. free drinks = my drunkeness. my drunkeness = some dreams that make no sense.

Last night I had a dream that a plane crashed, nose first, into my high school. A high school I was attending. Also attending said high school were meaney, gogobongo, no less than 2 of my ex boyfriends and a girl who's kid I used to babysit when I first got here. So I guess this highschool was sorta like West Beverly in the sense that it was attended only by people in their late 20's - mid 30's.

And after the plane crashed we were all moved to the auditorium where comedian Richard Jeni was performing for us. Because, apparently, having a plane crash into our school wasn't tragic enough...

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So, I've been making a lot of jewelry as it takes no electricity. If you are interested in what I'm making, here ya go. If not, well, here ya go anyways...

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(the bracelet has a matching necklace too)

If you like any of them, they are $15, shipping included.

I also do custom work if you are so inclined.

And these pictures do not include the ones I've made for certain people here who shall remain nameless for holiday gifts