I cant believe I showed you my MONKEY! for fucks sake what was I thinking?

1. I dont want other people sad. So, dont be sad.

2. I know what Im doing is right. I just hate to do it cause the one person that was meant towards Ive been friends with since I was 10. Another friend told me she thinks that this particular firend is "lost" but honestly (and selfishly too I might add) I cannot wait for her to find her way. Im 26 years old and cannot stay in this rut.

I told my mom about the movie today. Then she proceeded to start singing that song to me.

It must of been drunkeness : / Thast my story and I am sticking with it.

On that note I guess I should start drinking... wouldnt want people doubting my drunkeness.

My mom is the shit. As is my pop.

whoa whoa whoa......dante showed you his monkey? where the fuck was i?

I guess we are just that hardcore and yeah... where was little_pistol???

Im not around for 1 night and I miss the monkey. WTF.

ok just as long as she saw Varge's possum. I didnt want her to be left out.

LIES!!!!!



I saw/touched nothing.

Thats not my monkey. I borrowed it from someone else.
My monkey is much better and scarier.

btw-you need to hear the new dane cook cd. theres a whole thing about how guys dont just want sex.

guys want monkeys.

thats just creepy.

you dont even wanna know what i want.

*pet*pet*pet*

I want to have the kind of sex that makes my toes curl and my thighs shake. Its been......a little over a month since Ive had that.

damn...i read your journal, then i read the comments...i have no idea what to say now. hahaha

Guess what Im watching?