Hahaha! You have NO idea how cool Solisis is. Even if you busted out your cool-o-meter and pointed it at him, it would not give you an accurate count of how cool the man is.
So we resolved to watch the Jackass movie and before meeting him at the theater, he told me to meet him at this secret bridge i'd never been to. He said "Your secret mission is to find the bridge before 3:30." The mission was accomplished! We did fun things like went to a playground and scared the shit out of these little children. We walked into the center of the playground as his gothic cape was a' flapping in the wind and the children scattered, wide-eyed, their parents whispering. Then we got lost in a "complex" hedge maze. He knew some short cuts though, so we found our way out safely.
Then we went into "The store for complete losers" that Lola and I went into and giggled at the Warcraft figurines. Some guy that worked at the store said, "Whoa, have you ever seen anything like THIS before?" Solisis and I, avid RPG players, rolled our eyes and looked at each other. Actually, it was funny because the worker approached US and asked this question, as we were the only people in the store who even looked like we played RPG's, with Sol in his smashing black cape and me wearing metal storm-trooper boots.
"Why yes, actually I have." Solisis said, while I tried not to bust out laughing hysterically, as Sol is in the process of creating an RPG. "I have too. I've been playing RPG's since I was 11. You familiar with Squaresoft?" I asked. "Well...uh...no, i'm not, what RPG's do they make again?" He scratched his head.
SACRILEGE! BLASPHEMY! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW, AS AN RPG PLAYER, WHO CREATED THE FINAL FANTASY SERIES???? -250 HP!!!!!! POISON!!!! ZOMBIE!!!! I CASTED METEO UPON HIM FOR HIS INSOLENCE!
I love that. I love when boys think I couldn't possibly know anything about RPG'S or video games because i'm a girl. Little do they know that I am perpetually a dorky 12 year old boy, and that will never change. I really despise going into video game stores intent on buying a memory card or new game to have the salesboy say, "Here to pick up something for your boyfriend?" UGH! MOFO, i've been into video games since I was 8!!!! (And I was a notorious arcade hustler back home...I would sucker guys for money and kick their asses in fighting games, like Soul Calibur.) Hahaha.
So basically we watched Jackass and cracked up at the gratuituous nut shots, midgets, pandas, and cougers. The Jackass boys are hot. There must be something about the way they stuff raw meat and live shrimp in their underwear that makes them so alluring.
Sol told me all about scary sea monsters that live in the sea, and I was on the edge of my seat. I love to hear about mythical creatures, especially sea monsters. I don't know why, I know it's really weird, you've probably never met anyone else with such an odd fascination, right?
And then he pretended he was a secret agent and shot at things that did not exist, doing a barrel roll on the floor of a bridge in the Metreon. Genius!!!
Sol, you are the coolest guy ever. I am happy to spend time with people like you, because you remind me that there is still good left in this world, that there are still people who see and create the beauty in it. May all your days be blessed with gold and oxen. Thank you for your present!
So we resolved to watch the Jackass movie and before meeting him at the theater, he told me to meet him at this secret bridge i'd never been to. He said "Your secret mission is to find the bridge before 3:30." The mission was accomplished! We did fun things like went to a playground and scared the shit out of these little children. We walked into the center of the playground as his gothic cape was a' flapping in the wind and the children scattered, wide-eyed, their parents whispering. Then we got lost in a "complex" hedge maze. He knew some short cuts though, so we found our way out safely.
Then we went into "The store for complete losers" that Lola and I went into and giggled at the Warcraft figurines. Some guy that worked at the store said, "Whoa, have you ever seen anything like THIS before?" Solisis and I, avid RPG players, rolled our eyes and looked at each other. Actually, it was funny because the worker approached US and asked this question, as we were the only people in the store who even looked like we played RPG's, with Sol in his smashing black cape and me wearing metal storm-trooper boots.
"Why yes, actually I have." Solisis said, while I tried not to bust out laughing hysterically, as Sol is in the process of creating an RPG. "I have too. I've been playing RPG's since I was 11. You familiar with Squaresoft?" I asked. "Well...uh...no, i'm not, what RPG's do they make again?" He scratched his head.
SACRILEGE! BLASPHEMY! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW, AS AN RPG PLAYER, WHO CREATED THE FINAL FANTASY SERIES???? -250 HP!!!!!! POISON!!!! ZOMBIE!!!! I CASTED METEO UPON HIM FOR HIS INSOLENCE!
I love that. I love when boys think I couldn't possibly know anything about RPG'S or video games because i'm a girl. Little do they know that I am perpetually a dorky 12 year old boy, and that will never change. I really despise going into video game stores intent on buying a memory card or new game to have the salesboy say, "Here to pick up something for your boyfriend?" UGH! MOFO, i've been into video games since I was 8!!!! (And I was a notorious arcade hustler back home...I would sucker guys for money and kick their asses in fighting games, like Soul Calibur.) Hahaha.
So basically we watched Jackass and cracked up at the gratuituous nut shots, midgets, pandas, and cougers. The Jackass boys are hot. There must be something about the way they stuff raw meat and live shrimp in their underwear that makes them so alluring.
Sol told me all about scary sea monsters that live in the sea, and I was on the edge of my seat. I love to hear about mythical creatures, especially sea monsters. I don't know why, I know it's really weird, you've probably never met anyone else with such an odd fascination, right?
And then he pretended he was a secret agent and shot at things that did not exist, doing a barrel roll on the floor of a bridge in the Metreon. Genius!!!
Sol, you are the coolest guy ever. I am happy to spend time with people like you, because you remind me that there is still good left in this world, that there are still people who see and create the beauty in it. May all your days be blessed with gold and oxen.
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i LOVE the new eminem movie- JUST LIKE YOU!
only get this, i was at the theaters with this lame-o-chick the other day and we just saw the completely unfunny johnny knoxville movie: jackass, right. and like, after the movie i said- YO! we'z best be up in tha PHAT eminem film b'fo i bust a NUT!
and she wasn't down at all! man, i left her behind right quick and stayed in the 8 mile theater for the next 3 showings. i hear she met up with this TOTAL D&D loser in the loser store and they discussed squaresoft extensively whilst admiring the action poses of the pewter figurines in the glass cases. but word on the streets has it he was this real shitface who could barely talk- you know- like he had downsyndrome or something and he carried a purse all day long and pranced around in a dress or a cape or something dumb like that.
...this sarcasm movie on your list. i never heard of that one though...
*snort*