those goldfish are creeps. they get tumors on their brains on the outside alllll the time. because as you can imagine....having a brain on the outside would leave it out in the open for infections of all kinds.
where as cats rarely get sick, and do not even swim in their own poop.
but they don't even get to swim. which is tragic enough.
my youngest kitty luvs the tub/shower. he actually fell in today.
my oldest does wear glasses. though they are made of pipecleaner. but she also eats carrots and grapes and well, anything you put infront of her. I think that is very uncat like behavior. I blame it on old age.
cats know more than i'll ever know though. which makes me worse than a dirty goldfish.
As for training Im out west so Im not sure about the schools out there. Off the top of my head I would suggest trying to find Mark Bocek for BJJ. Hes affiliated with Nova Uniao so you cant go wrong and Carlos Newton works out with him from time to time and maybe youll get a chance to get tapped by Carlos.
"boys in a bucket, fuck it" (or whatever, a name, etc)
good times.