Comic of the day. add your own words.
i wont ever get a colonoscopy,i have iatrophobia, im a hypocondriac, good skin is the best feature on both guys & girls, getting new earrings feels great, my tattoo was filled in badly & looks like it was colored in with color pencils, my husband is sitting right here by me waiting to use the computer, what makes one constipated? i have been for weeks, well not really, im going to vegas april 9th-11th, i like the new coke with lime, i need to top up my pay as you go phone, i havent been to the doctor in years, i love cheese, cheese is binding isnt it?, my hair has a bad texture, i think i dress like a boy, ive been confused most my life, i was ugly when i was 13-15, im scared of ufo's, the smell of wet cement and bread reminds me of scotland. the music of The Anniversary gives me chills.
chew on that.
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I beleive, my sweet, that we started a very antiquated love affiar. Just don't tell my ladyfriend. She may stab me.
*graciously bends a knee*
I feel bad eating chunkey monkey sometimes, like i just look at the ice cream carton, and i'm like "whoa, even the name is a warning that i'm going to get fat!" dude. Dude!!!
But i can't not eat ice cream for breakfast sometimes!