Dear Ms. Be'elzebe,
Because you did not meet the required convocation deadlines this quarter, on the request of your preceptor, I have removed your name from the convocation list. Please note that you will be assessed a $50 cancellation fee early next quarter by the Office of the Bursar.
We urge you to continue working on completing your degree requirements with the assistance of your preceptor, and wish you the best of luck with your work. When you feel you will be ready to graduate, you may complete another degree application for the quarter in which you plan to complete your requirements. Please contact me before the first day of the quarter in which you plan to graduate to complete your degree application.
If I can be of assistance, please let me know.
Sincerely,
Laura Flynn Boyle
Student Affairs Administrator
My buddy Dan suggested I go to the universty president's house and demand my MA by gunpoint. "Give me my gaddam Master's degree, bitch!"
In other news, 2006-2007 will be my first year spent NOT trying to get a degree.
HS diploma: check.
BA in Religion: check.
MS in Education: check.
MA in Social Sciences: expected December 2006.
(With enough of these things I hope to trade up for more valuable real estate. ala Monopoly.)
The future is wide open.
