I don't golf. But I like hitting golf balls and not having to care where they go. It gets rid of stress.

I want a massage.

i hate sneezing cause i wont stop for several minutes! ya going to Hell City?

sushi - bahhahaha (middle school humor rocks)
i hate carlos mencia too. he makes my balls itch.

I sneeze in the fall, I'll let you know how it goes then.

hey...thanks for being sweet! sorry this is so late.

wayne's world will get you through a lot of bad times...as will heathers....and fight club...and office space...damn there are some funny dark movies out there.

on that subject i suggest "thank you for smoking." just saw it, it was laugh out loud dark comedy gold!

i noticed you have some natalie dee up! i just discovered toothpaste for dinner/natalie dee/and omg utterly hilarious married to the sea. and when i say discovered i mean i met drew and natalie at the planned parenthood indie arts fair and was so taken by their merchandise i bought a shirt, came home, became utterly addicted, and bought some more merchandise. rock on. i keep telling people to check them out because all three sites are hilarious.

ha ha stop fucking. so true.

i never went to bridesmaid boot camp. i just showed up the day before my brother's wedding and got torn a new one for having cut my hair since i was offered the part six months earlier (in a dress that i bought without having tried on so they could get a deal which my aunt had to alter)
bridesmaid bootcamp sounds like more fun than i had lucky!

dude be sure to talk to your advisors and such about grad school because i waited (for love, idiot that i was) and now i'm doing it solo and as much as it might suck trust me it sucks 100 times worse doing it without advisory support! best of luck! and try to have fun because as much as writing papers sucks college is freaking awesome and when it's gone you'll miss it!

god i sounds like a fogey. i guess i'm out. if you're gonna be in c-bus we should hang out.

But now i need the time to actually drink beer...

While not a real big TV watcher I make it a point to see The Office and My Name is Earl.

Snot face IS hot.

I'm trying to figure out why the fuck Carlos Mencia is getting to rub your vagina. I mean of all people. Especially if he's doing it the wrong way.

Seriously I could FEEL you trying to sneak in hits during the drill missy. Still lots of fun, sorry I punked out.

SHIIIITTTT!!!!! when I cook for you, you won't call me a dork!


Hi Lady....

I try to bring just a tiny bit of joy into the world...

Hope you are well hon!!