I bet that would've made the UPS man's day.

As long as you don't drink tequila i know i am safe.

that would have been like a bad porn...or maybe a good porn...

lol. and then your bare ass gets all stuck the frozen steak box...ow...

so a irish bitch and a chocolate ho walk into a bar...........wow that could go so many places....

i do that shit all the time... up too late and have shit to do...

geez...you updated round the time i leave for work! i get to see ya this weekend!!!

It was AWESOME to see you this morning!! Sorry that I did not have more time to come and hang out...

Hope you have a good buzz going on

Wait you didn't hump him when he came to the door? Fuck I always do