shameless plugs are my favorite of all plugs.

you're going on a cereal diet, with pasta alfredo for lunch.
hardly a diet if you ask me.

i think i have decided that i want tattoos.
two.
one on each calf.



we will talk later

pasta.

Since I'm from Texas (Yee-HAW!) and I like to piss off them EYE-talians, I pronounces it: "Passta".

Wait?! What? Hair plugs? Huh?!?