you don't mean on the friends list do you? i feel like such an ass, i was really drunk when i requested your friendship like 4 months ago. i thought to myself, i like that guy. he's totally hilarious and i'd love to be his friend. *click* then four months later, i still don't think i've said a single word to you. so this is me saying hi. i hope you are well.

oh...and WOW you have some great musical taste.

perhaps i should only interact with you on here when i'm drunk. that might be fun or funny.

And I'm still here? Whoa, nice!

You and everyone else.

Ya dirty, dirty boy.

ZING!

-TM

Just when I've sassed you.

-TM

Slut.



Realistic slut.

In your room? Oh, I'm not allowed to be alone with men.



(that's not actually true)

She is MINE. Don't even look at her. MINE!

But...she's the perfect woman.

Sometimes you need a gun. You can't always say it all with flowers, you know.

Good night to you you princes of Rhode Island or whatever that dude said in that movie one time.

And sorry about the cyber.