I am 5 feet tall..and add a half inch to that on a good day when I don't slouch..
I like you! You're an interesting person. I don't hate you for anything (unless you invite yourself over, and eat my food-especially the stuff that has my name written on it) but that probably won't ever happen, so: I won't ever be one who hates you.
In all seriousness, you are a hilarious individual and I would knock some brews back w/ya given the opportunity. Though I'm sure your Irishness would drink my Irishness under the table.
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
I have a complete contempt for people whose lives seem so very easy. Every aspect; love, work, friendship, money...Everything. It irks me that some people seem to breeze through life so easily, and I feel like Ive been fighting since the day I came out of my mothers womb. [/rant]
Look at your life as if it were a fine Cabernet Sauvignon. It'll just end up being a series of disappointments if you drink it too early. But you're patient and tighten your belt for those few decades, the payoff is unparalleled.
