if you ask yourself if you want a girlfriend, I would venture to guess that you don't at this time. If I were you, I would run around my house butt nekkid, sing along to AC/DC and play air angus until the right one comes along.
I can promise you that I will cut myself again. I can also promise you that I'm not trying to kill or even hurt myself. To me it feels good. My pain receptors are miswired I'm pretty sure.
and I'm going to swing a bat at you if you don't go do it now!