Oh. My. God! That was sofreakin'funny!

Lesser men's hands will turn to powder in my awesome grip, and all shall know who is most worthy of the Braxton account.

i took a trip down memory lane.

good times.

retarded? are you crazy? that stuff was comedic gold.

i just bumped a relic.

for fun.

Couscous is (are?) tiny beads of pasta that cook up in 5 minutes and taste like whatever you cook it up in or add to it. Super easy, and super yummy.

Thanks! I like it, too. Took a week to get used to, though. I'd jump every time I caught myself in a mirror.

Powerthirst continues to terrify me.

I'm sorry - do you think you know something?

Aaaand you're not one?
Is giving someone money when they ask for it being a sucker?
If only I had your insight!

Well then, by your definition I am a sucker.
So be it.
But I would rather be a sucker than be scared to look like one.

You bastard! You brought that C/E trainwreck back to the front page. I'm afraid we're going to have to wedgie you to death now.

Well hello there! Long time no talk! How goes it?