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Every now and then, a happy post in w4m on Craigslist


I'm your fuck buddy, not your friend.


I just want that to be clear, okay. I have to admit, when I first moved here, it was pretty scary. Leaving all my friends and family behind was something I never really had planned to do, but it left me lots of opportunity to do something crazy. Moved here a virginand now look at me. I met you, this cool cat with nothing to prove, and soon enough, there won't be a hole you haven't been in. Which, I'm frankly really happy about.

Some women and men might call me a tramp/slut/whatever. Oh no! I lost my virginity to a near stranger (who just so happens to be clean, discreet, and gentle). But here's the cool part. You know exactly what to do. You pay attention and know the difference between a happy whimper and a painful whimper. It's not just about your pleasure, it's about mine too. You're wonderful at letting me decide how fast or slow things should go and respect exactly what I'm willing and not willing to do. Sometimes, I just want to give you a blowjob and cuddle, and you're totally happy with that.

I really ought to mention what a great penis you have. See, if every man had a penis like yours no woman out there would be unsatisfied or unchallenged. You're large enough to make me work for it, but small enough to not rip me in two. That's pretty damn important. Plus, even after three blowjobs, you're still hard and waiting to go again. That, my dear, is what every woman needs. If I could duplicate you, I'd send you to every single one of my friends. Not to mention, I just love giving blowjobs, so it's just wonderful that you're more than willing to let me give them.

And that thing you do with your tongue. Oh my god, do it again.

I really can't wait for you to text me next inviting me over. I get wet at the mere thought. However, I'm slowly realizing I'm not your friend. We don't really connect on a level past fucking and video games. Not for a lack of trying on my part, I've invited you out several times, but for some reason or another, nothing ever seems to come of it. Maybe, maybe you really are busy with your crazy, hectic life. You have turned down a few fuck sessions too.

I'm not even complaining! I love giving you blowjobs when and where I can; I just wish you wouldn't pretend that we are actually 'friends'. Because, well, we aren't.




Post-script: If you feel like contacting me, great. Don't send cock pictures, you'll get more attention with a clear, recent face picture and something short and witty. If you want to chastise me for my behavior, don't bother, I won't respond. I'm an grown woman, I tie my own shoes, and I make my own decisions. I practice the safest sex possible, and I thoroughly respect, appreciate, and enjoy my body.