For Fuck's Sake Mr. Hardaway or whatever your name is, if you're going to be an ignorant dumbshit, be CREATIVE about it.
If you're going to be a homophobic fuckwad, don't do the tired old cliched thing of saying you don't want none a dem faggits lookin at yo big Johnston in da locker rooms.
Find some fucking novelty to it.
Like for example, suggest that they're secretly up to something. If I wanted to find some ludicrous reason to dislike homosexuals, I'd make something up truly creative. Like suggest that my son's two favourite TV shows are actually recruiting for them.
Look at the kid's show Lunar Jim.
1) Tell me that's not a gay haircut. It's just like Dafydd "the only gay in the village" from Little Britain.
2) The guy lives with a small dog and another man, who's a gardener for a living.
3) He has a lisp.
okay, what follows Lunar Jim?
CURIOUS GEORGE.
First off, let's look at the guy who owns Curious George.
The guy's wearing a one piece bright yellow pantsuit, with a silk yellow scarf around his neck, and a highly fruity hat. The guy couldn't scream "flaming pole smoker" louder if he tried.
Plus, he lives with a monkey.
What kind of person lives with a monkey?
Ah.
Who else?
Ooooooo..... kay.
OH NOES THEY'RE AFTER MY KID!!!!!!!!
Oh wait.
No matter how sarcastic I get to make a point, reality has to be even more fucked in the head. I plumb forgot that some Christian wacko got a bug up his ass thinking that Tinky Winky of Teletubbies was the trojan horse of buggery bringing Sodom itself into the nursery.
If you're going to be a homophobic fuckwad, don't do the tired old cliched thing of saying you don't want none a dem faggits lookin at yo big Johnston in da locker rooms.
Find some fucking novelty to it.
Like for example, suggest that they're secretly up to something. If I wanted to find some ludicrous reason to dislike homosexuals, I'd make something up truly creative. Like suggest that my son's two favourite TV shows are actually recruiting for them.
Look at the kid's show Lunar Jim.
1) Tell me that's not a gay haircut. It's just like Dafydd "the only gay in the village" from Little Britain.
2) The guy lives with a small dog and another man, who's a gardener for a living.
3) He has a lisp.
okay, what follows Lunar Jim?
CURIOUS GEORGE.
First off, let's look at the guy who owns Curious George.
The guy's wearing a one piece bright yellow pantsuit, with a silk yellow scarf around his neck, and a highly fruity hat. The guy couldn't scream "flaming pole smoker" louder if he tried.
Plus, he lives with a monkey.
What kind of person lives with a monkey?
Ah.
Who else?
Ooooooo..... kay.
OH NOES THEY'RE AFTER MY KID!!!!!!!!
Oh wait.
No matter how sarcastic I get to make a point, reality has to be even more fucked in the head. I plumb forgot that some Christian wacko got a bug up his ass thinking that Tinky Winky of Teletubbies was the trojan horse of buggery bringing Sodom itself into the nursery.