bankerboy

Mood: Hungover, but with a bright gleam in my eyes.

Drink: too many Tanqueray + tonics last night, currently Earl Grey tea.

Music: working on a mix, currently on Steely Dan "Sign in Stranger." (walk around collecting Turkish union dues)

Plans: drink more tea, watch some TV, maybe check out the new Christopher Guest joint. College ball tomorrow, then a bachelor party. Sunday some more ball, a birthday party and rest.

Web things I like:
How I didn't know about Pandora before last week is strange!

My favorite basketball blog. Mark Cuban's is pretty good too.

Ha ha ha ha!



Reasons For Britney Spears' Divorce (I The Onion)

Last week, Britney Spears announced plans to divorce husband Kevin Federline. Here are the reasons the couple decided to split:

* Passionate fire flickered out during burping contest
* Writing team producing next album needed more material
* Federline kept eating last Zinger in freezer without replacing it
* Ran out of things to talk about
* Stud contract required Federline be returned to breeder after second successful siring
* Decision made by write-in vote for Kids' Choice Awards
* Federline's late nights at the office became too much of a strain
* Kevin was being all jerky and Britney was all like, "Get out. Jeez!"

Your towering throne of skulls might be impressive and all, but what's the point of being king if there's no one left to rule over?