I've noticed the trend of SG folk moving to your fine city. Aren't you tired of it yet? Won't it be vaguely offensive if I come in, take one of your jobs, add to your waste, and leave my car idling on US26 during my three hour commute between Beaverton and downtown?
However... it sounds like you're having fun. I want to have fun. Yep, yep. Screw you all, I'm coming over!
Tres amusant.
I think you won the "pressure to write something clever" contest, at least with yourself.