I've never had poison anything. So I literally can't even begin to imagine what that feels like (also, because I don't have a wee wee). I hope you recover soon.
in high school this guy in my class jerked off in the woods in a bed of poison ivy and his cock swelled up so badly he couldn't pee so he had to get his parents to take him to the emergency room for a cortisone injection in the affected area. i hope your case isn't that severe.
ok, i am here to help, i promise...
first have you went to the doctor?? if it spreads to other places, then you MUST go to the doc for steroids in the ass and a dosepack of steroids.
now first off wash everything with soap and water.
next do NOT use benadryl cream, that will make it worse.
get jewl weed from the yard (you live in the country, jewel weed should be easy to find, or buy jewel weed extract from claudias or other natural store, (i have some i am willing to donate to the cause) applying jewel weed (real or extract) twice a day will STOP all itching
if you need jewel weed extract i have a few ounces upstairs
if you can not pee, go to the ER immediately!
i really really hope you get better very fast
i am a posion ivy guru....is it blistered? is it scabbed over?? just do not scratch the blisters, that will leave scars!
I had a very nice day and it looks like tomorrow me and the ladies are going to rock... like rock and roll. I hear we are starting a band... hm... I want to play the harp!
