Man I had to stop by to tell you that your username makes me laugh.
My (stolen) made up animal would be a deep-sea fanglyfish complete with christmas lights and custom lure. My stolen made up animal's cool options and accessories would include: claws, horns, tusks, tentacles, power doors, 15 year drivetrain warranty, proboscis, and segmented eyes.
The six toed catywumpass lives in the north treeses.
I sleeps on the branches a-blowin in the breezes.
My fur, you see, is blue and green spotted with red,
and a great big glowing smoking eye ball in the center of my head.
The six toed catywumpass should never, never be mistaken...
for the five toed battybumpass which everyone knows is Jamaican.
My smell is atrocious but the only thing worse is
my terrible rhymes and uneven verses.
smiling cat eyed attack doves, are located in the Southern most parts of Venezuela where trees are thickest and the Picarries are numerous. Their cousin Clown Faced Vampire Pigeons can be Found in Big City Malls feeding on the pocket books, blood sweat and tears, of both men and women. The unique thing about the Vampire pigeon is its striking similarity to common gold diggers with the exception that gold diggers are part of the HomoSaipen philum while the pigeons are members of the Avian philum???wadda coinkidink
Jello squid. They spontanetously come into being in jello left too long in the fridge, and frolic about in fridges. Just little 1" long guys, with 4 tentacles. Yup. Jello squid.
My (stolen) made up animal would be a deep-sea fanglyfish complete with christmas lights and custom lure. My stolen made up animal's cool options and accessories would include: claws, horns, tusks, tentacles, power doors, 15 year drivetrain warranty, proboscis, and segmented eyes.