1.) money and yayo (thats really the reason it would be called a "blow" hole)
2.) the crisp snap of rifling through 100 dollar bills. it drives the women crazy. of course i have none of either.

You are wonderfully weird.

1. Expensive shoes and iPods to lure the women

2. "And now for a taste fo things to come..."

Yes, I am such a geek that my mating call is from Mortal Kombat. I'm ok with that. I also have no dates. I'm less ok with that.

1.Mickey's Ice, GPC's and Pop Tarts...cause i like the high school crowd..

2.The recess bell....AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

1) SPERM, and i'd be a SPERMWHALE!

2) when im doing 1) i scream out URGI PURGI!!!

LAKJSDFLKJASLKFJLSKjdf
I have missed you!!

Hmmmmmm...

1. a) Victorias Secret bras and panties, cause all the ladys love Victorias Secret, I don't care how punk you are you do.
b) assuming that I was a wild animal and ate raw meat and such....I guess dearcorn, because venison is good and good for you cause its lean and all.

2. Some horrible rap music to get the booty shaking going. That or some Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin to swoon all the classic girls.

1a. If I wanted to eat people I would blow spare change out of my blowhole. There is not a man, woman or child alive that isn't above picking up a loose quarter or two.

1b. To attract the womenfolk I would blow out MAC makeup and designer hair care products.

2. "I won't judge you" or "I like to cuddle"

1) to hell with the blowhole, I just show them the size of my tongue

2) a foghorn, a la the Addams Family's doorbell.

i live in the Rhineland-Pfalz area to be more precise i live in Kaiserslautern about an hour away from Frankfurt and Heidleburg depending on where you are coming from

Ah that's good.

1. Jewelry

2. A guitar

HAHA! Thats great. It would have been really funny if we were right next to each other on that album, but some dude is inbetween us. Its still funny though!


I miss my second septum piercing....sort of.

I would lure teh ladies in by blowing Reeses Pieces and Jack Daniels out of my blowhole.

As for my mating call...I believe it would sound something like Stevie Wonder and a purring kitty doing a dance in the afternoon rainstorm.

I would blow pure colombian cocaine out of my blowhole, and my mating calls would be "God my mansion is so lonely at night", "Well I can't drive my Ferrari AND my Mercedes at the same time!", and "I have 8 televisions on each of my spinning rims on my stretch Hummer"

whiskey and cigarette blowhole. that is hot.

my mating call sounds like a gigantic bass saxophone. which is probably why i don't get too many takers.

well Juno dust goes a long way with both sexes... But I think to lure I would have to go with avacadoes.

my mating call would be "...and i'm gay!"

I would spew beer out of my blowhole to attract men.

My mating call would sound like a cat's purr.