Living with 4 people over the age of 60 is an experience that I thought wouldn't happen for another thirty years.
My mother, father, aunt and uncle have left (at 4AM this morning) to go to some replica of a shrine at Lourdes.
God isn't fucking awake at 4AM.
Anyways, I'm going to chill in the city for a bit. Maybe some shopping, maybe some relaxing. It's nice not to have to do hair for a bit.
After watching my brother run around and suffer their wedding (they didn't delagate ANYTHING - they even printed and cut their own invitations, which while looking awesome, took my brother's fiancee 9 days of cutting with an exacto knife and ruler) I've decided I'm going to get married on a reality television show.
My mother, father, aunt and uncle have left (at 4AM this morning) to go to some replica of a shrine at Lourdes.
God isn't fucking awake at 4AM.
Anyways, I'm going to chill in the city for a bit. Maybe some shopping, maybe some relaxing. It's nice not to have to do hair for a bit.
After watching my brother run around and suffer their wedding (they didn't delagate ANYTHING - they even printed and cut their own invitations, which while looking awesome, took my brother's fiancee 9 days of cutting with an exacto knife and ruler) I've decided I'm going to get married on a reality television show.
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hellfuzz:
God doesn't pass out drunk on sacrificial wine till at least 5am.....he is GOD for God's sakes...he's got to have a wee bit of tolerance after all these years. 
catwoman:
Well have fun at your wedding sounds like more fun then your brothers. 