Somebody please shoot me.
I was THIS close to buying a goddamn membership to the Conservative Party of Canada to vote for Belinda Stronach.
I don't know what part of that previous statement makes me cringe more.
Anyways I'm writing ma paper for my Women Studies class dealing with how the media deals with female candidates running for political positions of significant power. Kim Campbell syndrome, I guess you could call it.
My car is a gimp. Some dolt decided to smash my back window in with a rock or baseball bat or something. When I find said dolt, I'm going to smash them.
The car battery died and the acid froze up during the past week of arctic goodness. I have a very devious plan - I'm going to the auto parts store to purchase a battery charger, use it to charge my battery and return it.
I think I should insert here that I'm a cheap shit.
Anyways, I'll just play the dumb girl and tell them I bought the wrong thing and the manly masculine figure in my life come back and buy the right one, since I'm so helpless and dumb.
HAPPY FEBRUARY!
I've decided to bring back the IF game. Just answer the question for audience participation points.
IF you could have one superpower, what would it be?
I was THIS close to buying a goddamn membership to the Conservative Party of Canada to vote for Belinda Stronach.
I don't know what part of that previous statement makes me cringe more.
Anyways I'm writing ma paper for my Women Studies class dealing with how the media deals with female candidates running for political positions of significant power. Kim Campbell syndrome, I guess you could call it.
My car is a gimp. Some dolt decided to smash my back window in with a rock or baseball bat or something. When I find said dolt, I'm going to smash them.
The car battery died and the acid froze up during the past week of arctic goodness. I have a very devious plan - I'm going to the auto parts store to purchase a battery charger, use it to charge my battery and return it.
I think I should insert here that I'm a cheap shit.
Anyways, I'll just play the dumb girl and tell them I bought the wrong thing and the manly masculine figure in my life come back and buy the right one, since I'm so helpless and dumb.
HAPPY FEBRUARY!
I've decided to bring back the IF game. Just answer the question for audience participation points.
IF you could have one superpower, what would it be?
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You need to find yourself a big,dumb yet handy lug to do your manual crap for you. I'd volunteer but I only get to Canada in during August when the fishing's good,the beer is cold and the fried food is bountiful.
A conservative party, eh. Conserve your $ and get a window for your rolling freezer. Cold car is bad. Good luck with your current dilema(s)
I'd have to be boring and go with shapeshifting. Not just changing around facial features and such or turning into animals (though that'd definitely be cool), but crazy Hagumemnon shapeshifting if the mood struck me.