PORN REVIEW DAY!
YAY!
Today's review is Carmen Goes to College 2.
I'll be the first to admit that I LOVE college storyline porn. There's something about a professor taking sexual advantage of a young, gorgeous, and failing student that mystifies me. It's kinda like an underdog story, really. Ok, maybe not.
I do have to admit, however, that I was misled. No frats, no co-ed sleepovers, and only one scene where the professor takes has sex with a student, AND IT'S NOT EVEN FOR A FREAKING PASSING GRADE!
What the story is about is Carmen, a struggling student trying to make ends meet. In the first installation, she was a stripper, but found that didn't work for her. This time, with the help of her friend who hooked her up with the stripper job, and sports-med experience, she finds herself in a chinese massage parlour - where she, being a young naive blonde, IS ACTUALLY GIVING MASSAGES.
One of her clients is a dirty cop, who, unhappy with her work (because he didn't get his "happy ending") closes down the massage parlour and has all the girls put into jail. Carmen now must find a way to balance both her tuition and find a way out of her legal problems.
How fucking awesome.
The scenes are simplistic and the sex is pretty vanilla. (4 boy on girl scenes, 1 girl on girl scene).
My favourite scene, however is the girl on girl scene. Miss Lee (the massage parlour madam) and Carmen hook up in a jail cell. Seems that in this jail cell standard issue includes jelly double ended dongs and vibrating dildo. I always take issue when girls in porn give plastic phalluses oral attention. This is no acception. LADIES - IT'S A FUCKING DONG!
Like all storyline porn, the blonde bombshell always triumphs. Carmen's roommate sleeps with her legal studies prof who has connections to a judge. Carmen meets with said judge, fucking ensues, and low and behold the case is dismissed.
Cinderella married her Prince Charming and they all lived happily ever after. Or something of that sort.
Anyways, for great laughs, beautiful women, and a court scene to rival Ally McFeal's, I'm giving Carmen Goes to College 2 a 4 out of 5 pussies.
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PS - Hopefully there will be a porn review next week, but unfortunately I've gotten a few late fines for this review that I ought to pay off.
YAY!
Today's review is Carmen Goes to College 2.
I'll be the first to admit that I LOVE college storyline porn. There's something about a professor taking sexual advantage of a young, gorgeous, and failing student that mystifies me. It's kinda like an underdog story, really. Ok, maybe not.
I do have to admit, however, that I was misled. No frats, no co-ed sleepovers, and only one scene where the professor takes has sex with a student, AND IT'S NOT EVEN FOR A FREAKING PASSING GRADE!
What the story is about is Carmen, a struggling student trying to make ends meet. In the first installation, she was a stripper, but found that didn't work for her. This time, with the help of her friend who hooked her up with the stripper job, and sports-med experience, she finds herself in a chinese massage parlour - where she, being a young naive blonde, IS ACTUALLY GIVING MASSAGES.
One of her clients is a dirty cop, who, unhappy with her work (because he didn't get his "happy ending") closes down the massage parlour and has all the girls put into jail. Carmen now must find a way to balance both her tuition and find a way out of her legal problems.
How fucking awesome.
The scenes are simplistic and the sex is pretty vanilla. (4 boy on girl scenes, 1 girl on girl scene).
My favourite scene, however is the girl on girl scene. Miss Lee (the massage parlour madam) and Carmen hook up in a jail cell. Seems that in this jail cell standard issue includes jelly double ended dongs and vibrating dildo. I always take issue when girls in porn give plastic phalluses oral attention. This is no acception. LADIES - IT'S A FUCKING DONG!
Like all storyline porn, the blonde bombshell always triumphs. Carmen's roommate sleeps with her legal studies prof who has connections to a judge. Carmen meets with said judge, fucking ensues, and low and behold the case is dismissed.
Cinderella married her Prince Charming and they all lived happily ever after. Or something of that sort.
Anyways, for great laughs, beautiful women, and a court scene to rival Ally McFeal's, I'm giving Carmen Goes to College 2 a 4 out of 5 pussies.
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PS - Hopefully there will be a porn review next week, but unfortunately I've gotten a few late fines for this review that I ought to pay off.
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Since you are my favourite SG-girl, I would be extremely happy, if you could make some more pictures.
Maybe in a school uniform? Performing for your professor, to improve your grades ...
This would make me so happy!