rik you ass! i don't even know what to write for mine! okay, maybe i'll come back to you later. but i'm not making any promises!

Hrmmm... well, I'm not going to write your ad for you, just cause it seems, I dunno, kinda gay...

"Do you still posess your superhuman strength Ricky?"

"Yes, I'm much stronger now!"

I just bought it on DVD.

I would've answered that ad... only, I like to be behind the camera as well, unless I am taking pictures of myself. Too shy. Damn!! I am striking out all over the place. Oh, maybe if you got me drunk enough though. haha

i did send you pictures. (i was kinda wondering about them myself.) but now i know how to post pictures, so, uh, thanks anyway.

heh. i've written ads before, but i always feel dumb. i mean, i hate talking about how "wonderful" i am, and i don't really know what kind of person i'm looking for, though i'm sure i'll know when i finally meet him/her.

how about something like this:

"takes pictures. hangs out with eve. funny. what more could you ask for??"

that's the best i've got. sorry.

SWM, Hung, looking for good times with no obligations. Flunkies and sycophants welcome. I am sick of getting my own beer! I need someone who will tolerate my goofy hats and will laugh at all of my jokes. I have surplus medical equipment and am willing to share. Canadians and prospective mothers need not apply (unless you are willing to sell the kid on ebay and split the profits.)

Hmm, I don't think so? and um, My clone sleeps alone.
I guess we won't in the future either unless you know what I just referenced. if you do (without cheating of course) I really will put Wyatt Riot (the son) up on EBay and send for you at once and we will sell everything except our photo stuff and a few other odd assortment of props we will need and venture across the lands causing destruction and mayhem in a wild drunken fit of passion and anger and confusion.

(oh man, that sounds super but I really hope you don't know it. I am really attached to the little monkey)