Elite British Death Squad did you insert micro chips into us so at anygiven time we will perform your evil deeds? is this why my rich tea biscuit was giving me order to kill, maim, destroy!?
What happened to I - III? Where they shitty cash-in prequels that quite obviously weren't originally envisaged as a whole trilogy of trilogies as was earlier claimed by the director?
Also, does Dasani still give you cancer? If so, that seems awful expensive for cancer-water.
Ho ho... Dasani was withdrawn from shelves in the uk and has never made a come-back... turns out that coca-cola were 'purifying' tap-water from the mains... however, the purification process turned bromide (harmless) into bromate (aaaargh )...
see here for an article from last year's Guardian - one of the uk's most respected newspapers...